February 2011
going through a mashup phase currently
watch as my music collection swells to such depths that i won’t know what to do with it
January 2011
I have a feeling that if my personality went a few notches towards its more, say, quirky sides, I’d end up like Jesse Eisenberg.
eternaltrip asked: I look like Rumor Willis slightly in that photo and it's doing nothing for my self esteem. But I will except it because it's life, and at some point in this whole "life" thing, I may be elected to play the role of a double for her. Or intercept her life, and seduce Ashton Kutcher. Or star in a mister potato head commercial. WHO KNOWS WHO KNOWS
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cos you’re grand. like a pillsbury croissant.
– better out of context.
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djohari, djohariah!
how the fuck this song turned into “impossible soul”, i’ll never fully grasp.
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I'm listed in Tumblweeds under badpuns,...
I’m listed in Tumblweeds, a user-generated community directory that rates Tumblr bloggers by their number of followers. Find me listed in #badpuns, #stupidjokes, #ocassionalboutsofclarity
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
The xx (64)
Tokyo Police Club (37)
Volcano Choir (28)
Radiohead (25)
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin (24)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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on terrifically bad timing, from about six months...
There has to be something terribly wrong when I can press buttons at the precise moment that will save me from getting mauled by some fifty foot tall bloodthirsty beast born from the nightmares of children and yet whenever I’m presented with some opportunity, I manage to pick the best time to seize it.
I’m of course trying to be sarcastic, mainly because I’ve managed to have...
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paying the ol' credit card
A: I REALLY DON'T WANT TO
A: I CAN'T PRESS THE BUTTON
A: I CAN'T DO IT MAN
T: DO IT
A: I CAN'T MAN IT HURTS TOO MUCH
T: or die in debt later
A: it is done
A: hold on whilst i jump out me window
T: open the window first
T: its the broken glass that kills
A: thanks buddy
this solves so many fucking problems →
sealegslegssea:
FOOD
think you listen to good music?
give me an example!
please?
You realize that nature is ruthless and that our existence is very fragile,...
– calvin, of calvin & hobbes.
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I remember when i used to tie my sweater around my...
adafadooska:
fatregina:
I thought I was so cool. Omg.
I owned my green overshirt JUST for that reason. I STILL HAVE IT!!
Oh god, I remember when you used to do that…
YOU WERE SUCH A COOL KID NOT REALLY
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who's in the bunker, who's in the bunker?
i have seen too much, yeah i haven’t seen enough
A list of British words that aren't widely used in... →
I had way much more fun than I care to admit reading this list.
Amanda Renee Parker
Is a bad ass.
And thinks I’m pretty cool.
Funny how it works out.
and to all the good looking fellas out there:
I like it in the derriere.
rolly chairs
a: 20 bucks for a rolly chair at wal-mart? fucking sold, man
t: hahahaha
a: you don't even know
t: i know, i know. i can picture you excitment when your eyes met the price tag
a: i fucking love rolly chairs
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